Kevin Durant injury update: Warriors star showing signs of progress toward return

For the Warriors, Kevin Durant’s return can’t come soon enough.

A middling 5-5 since their star forward went down with a knee injury Feb. 28, Golden State suddenly looks vulnerable, its hold on the No. 1 seed in the West precarious.

Durant, though, seems to be making progress toward getting back on Cheap Chelsea Jerseys the court.

“It’s absolutely true that you get at least two hours more sleep getting laid on the road today versus 15 years ago,” an unnamed All-Star told ESPN, adding that players Cheap Custom Jerseys actually prefer Instagram to Tinder when away from home.

Thanks to the technology, traveling players aren’t in the clubs searching for women and thus are drinking alcohol less and sleeping more as they look to stay on top of their game.

“No schmoozing. No going out to the club. No having to get something to eat after the club but before the hotel,” the unnamed All-Star said.

Some players have road hookups down to a science and arrange to have keys left at the hotel so dates can be inside the room when a player arrives. Adult film actress Lisa Ann prefers to hang out with NBA players and Khloe Kardashian has dated multiple players.

As long as an NBA player doesn’t make the same mistake D’Angelo Russell did and spill his teammates’ infidelities on the internet, expect the trysts to continue.